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Insiders reveal: Jerry's Nugget private reserves devastatingly low
Global warming? Reduce fluorocarbons!
Oil growing scarce? Use alternative fuels!
No more Jerry's Nugget playing cards?
When they're gone, that's it!
The legendary 'private holdings' of Jerry's Nugget Playing cards around the world are dwindling. The extinction of Jerry's Nugget playing cards in just around the corner.
An original 'Jerry's Baron' publicly announced:
"I can tell you first hand that we won't be giving away any decks in the near future... the Las Vegas stash is running low..."
As it grows harder and harder to obtain a pack of these wonderful cards, your window of opportunity grows smaller by the hour. There will not be a tomorrow.